Great Disappointment.
September 18, 2009
Do you know what it feels like to have missed an opportunity for greatness?
Well.
I do.
Tomorrow.
I should have gotten married tomorrow.
Think of the greatness.
Parrots, accents, wooden legs.
I could do a whole dress code!
Think of getting married in an eye patch.
With an ‘arrrr, matey’ included in the vows and/or DJ announcements.
Le sigh.
Why do I only think of these things AFTER IT’S TOO LATE.
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I’m sure your MIL would have gone with that. It’s very traditional.
I would have loved it. Random aside: Puppy!
i don’t get it.
i may have severe post-traumatic stress disorder, but i don’t get it.
im gonna go distract myself with shiney things.