Truth in wedding planning.
October 31, 2008
I don’t think that pirates caused global warming.
No way, because they still exist.
They just call them something else.
Wedding photographers.
Morale.
October 7, 2008
Colli: So how’s the morale over there?
Me: Think… WWII, being Jewish… and being the guy in a safe house who sneezes loud enough for the Germans to hear during an inspection. That.
Minor update.
October 7, 2008
I hate wedding dress shopping, bathing suit shopping, the economy, people that drive 10 under the speed limit, english peas, jack russells and people who take 300 items into the self checkout lanes.
In that order.
